when u cum but she keeps sucking
that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say
my art skills are impeccable
Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]
dog cloud over Manhattan
we live in a simulation
Wait. Dami kong tawa dito. HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA.
Nakita ko lang sa Instagram!!!! Whahahahahahaha.
So there’s this hashtag trending called #makeuptransformation, which is basically just people making fun of how dramatic face contouring is(seen in the first picture). I AM SCREAMING
The only acceptable birthday cake
so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk